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Tweety Pi's Daily Adventures
Chapter 7
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Episode 13 (of 55)
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"Else made the number 6 sacred, so the six-legged Hyperpig could only be eaten by priests, called Math Fluffs; now the secret was safe."
"The Math Fluffs had seen the nearby planet of Pi Centauri in telescopes, but now it was to take a hand in our history and religion."
Episode 15 (of 55)
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Episode 16 (of 55)
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"As Pi Centauri disintegrated, and the Egg Temple went into space, a few resourceful deenos got away by clinging to the wreckage."
"A few lucky escapees from Pi Centauri made it to Oynxalia before their air ran out, and parachuted down. They told us about football !"
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Episode 18 (of 55)
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"The survivors also told us of their belief that somehow Queen Sabine would survive, and how deeply she was loved by all Pi Centauri."
"Despite cheating, the University could not beat deeno teams; they learned to mass in the end zone, and mash us flat when we appeared."
Episode 19 (of 55)
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Episode 20 (of 55)
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"Else hated the idea, but to give the University sporting prestige, we began giving scholarships to deenos who could not do Math."
"The lecturers did their best with the scholarship students, but they were capable of very little. It reduced some lecturers to despair."
Episode 21 (of 55)
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Episode 22 (of 55)
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"The deenos didn't understand the religion, but they absolutely believed it. Math Fluffs knew it was just a ruse for fooling the public."
"In the Great Pork Plague of 1347, the University had no one left to read the daily lesson to the public but Quarterback Deeno Beezla."
Episode 23 (of 55)
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Episode 24 (of 55)
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"Once well again, Else tried to save the day. Since daily readings were deemed infallible, she tried to get round the issue with a ploy."
"But then Fluffs would not work with bees, in case they accidentally sinned by calculating the number of sides of all the honeycombs."
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